1498 c/o Michael Hessel-Mial


ALBRECHT DURER = HEAVY METAL


as in ALBRECHT DURER!who
wouldn want know ALBRECHT
DURER I would

he's woodcuts of famous ppl
and churches

machinery unfolding from
glue sex

ALBRECHT DURER IS HEAVY METAL
in 1498 he carved 4 horsemen

he could even paint he painted
an old woman
with saggy tits holding

a bag of cash
hella range

sometimes I forget
there were printing presses
before the internet

ALBRECHT DURER nailed
the perfect body

proportions of adam and eve
in blood mist

you shouldv been when de Gama
captured africa

ALBRECHT DURER wouldv
woodcut de Gama raping an 'indian'

had he not been so metal
being born
and dying metallurgy

getting married
not quite like rembrandt

had ALBRECHT DURER known

the sun was an asshole
he wouldn etch it across the canvass

bangin alchemists
into copper plates ALBRECHT DURER

praying hands slapping an ass
dripping cartoon sweat

long hair and dragon shirts
lots of dragon shirts

ALBRECHT
ALBRECHT
ALBRECHT

you are a dragon
kind of