The Silly Execution of Silly Laurence Saunders
Walking barefoot is a bitch,
Especially when your feet are allergic
To sharp shit.
These people will pay for their
Lukewarm indifference,
And I’ll be relaxing in a pool
Filled with wine,
Talking to Jesus about bitches and hoes.
Here we go.
I hope I’m dead before the fire burns my testicles,
Because that would hurt.
Wow… this is hotter than I imagined.
Like a big --- OH SHIT.
I forgot to return that DVD that I rented.
