I used to slow-drink my beers
I used to waste
so much time
Wikipedia, the
free encyclopaedia,
teach us
about henry clay the american lawyer and planter, statesman
and skilled orator
who did all
kinds of cool, memorable shit
like the time
he drowned
in a boat
also named henry clay
god
if that isn’t irony
then idk what is
he was always
such a joker
that’s a good
legacy to have
don’t you think?
one day
I will own a desk
the width of an entire room
so I can tell my friends
I’m working on something big
one day
let’s call it saturday
night
I will tell you everything
everything I will tell you every thing I will tell you everything
on saturday night
it’s going to
happen
now I’ve planted the
seed
now I’ve got nothing
left to stop it
sometimes
I feel like a French baker
having an existential crisis
because my entire life is pain
and if you can’t laugh at that
then idk
cheer up, I suppose