1854 c/o JL Williams








Yippee-Ki-Yay! Yeehaw!
Let’s git ‘em, y’all!
This’ll show ‘em, c’mon!

We’re the Know Nothings,
Cuz we know nothing!

Let’s git that Catholic good for nothin’!
We gon’ teach ‘em a lesson!
Git, git! Yeehaw!
Chase ‘em, c’mon!
Run ‘em back where they belong!

C’mon, Quarterback! Let’s show ‘em who’s boss!
Quick now, c’mon!
We gon’ catch ‘em! Yeah!
We gon’ kick the shit out of ‘em!
Git, git!

We’re the Know Nothings,
Cuz we don’t know nothing!

Praise the Lord!
Not his Lord, doofus! Our Lord!
We got the right Lord,
Cuz we’re the Know Nothings!

Praise the sweet baby Jesus!
(Our Jesus, not their Jesus, you doofus!)
We gon’ kick the shit outta them all!
C’mon!
Hallelujah!

We’re the Know Nothings,
Cuz we don’t know a single nothin’!

Praise the Lord!
Git that Catholic!
Quick, kick ‘em in the balls!
Yeehaw! Yippee-Ki-Yay!

Grab the tar, quick!
Git the feathers, now quick!
Praise the Lord!
Hallelujah!

Let’s git ‘em to the woods!
Tie him up ‘gainst that tree!
Quick now!
Yeehaw!

Ha! Look at ‘em, doofus!
Lookin’ like a bird!
Ha! That’s funny!
HAHAHA!
He look like a bird!

We the Know Nothings,
Cuz we don’t know two shits about anythin’!

Quick, doofus, quick!
Let’s smash up that church!
Not that one! Leave it! That’s our church!
SHIT!

C’mon, now, quick!
Hoist that flag! Yeah!
Hallelujah!
AMERICA! YEAH!

We done good! Praise Jesus!
That’ll show ‘em, c’mon!

We’re the Know Nothings,
And we don’t know nothing!

Now Amen to that!