1693 c/o C. P. Harrison

Why The Why The Dodo Die

(pocket god the dodo is hungry task)

the dodo is hungry pocket god
the dodo is hungry
the dodo

pocket god dodo is hungry
pocket god dodo
god dodo

again-

the dodo is hungry pocket god
the dodo is hungry
the dodo

pocket god dodo is hungry
pocket god dodo
god dodo


question -

the dodo is hungry
the dodo is Hungary
dodo is

AS a question-

the dodo is hungry? pocketgod
the dodo is Hungary ?
the dodo is?

in reverse-
is dodo the Hungary?
is dodo the god?
pocket hungry is dodo the ?

nonquestion-
the dodo is hungry pocketgod
the dodo/NON QUESTION in reverse!-

is dodo the Hungary
is dodo the god
pocket hungry is dodo the

the dodo is hungry pocket god questions the dodo is hungry
pocket god the dodo is hungry the dodo is hungry? pocketgod
dodo is hungry hungry pocket god questions pocket god the dodo is hungry
dodo is hungry the dodo is pocket god pocket
the dodo is Hungary pocket god pocket god the dodo is hungry
pocket god dodo is hungry
god the dodo is hungry

and now the dodo is die

die the hungry
die the dodo

in the name of the pocket
the god
and hungry the dodo

dodo has die
long die the dodo!
long long die

1663 c/o C. P. Harrison

Cotton Mather

Let's get Puritan baby,
ya make me wanna burn witches
and drown these bitches
til our colony twitches

Let's get Puritan girl,
I'll give it all I got,
rock out yo chamber pot
til we get Salem (Salem) hot

[Chorus]
I am the Puritan , you can be sure of then
AY (oh yes) YAE(oh yes, oh yes)
I am the Puritan , you can be sure of then
AY (oh yes) YAE(oh yes, oh yes)
This the jam, yep, yep, yep, yep,
Put your hands up (wave)
Put your hands up (wave)
AY (oh yes) YAE (oh yes)

Let's get Puritan baby
til we see weird ass visions
make some bad decisions
start locking kids in prisons

(Sly Deceiver)- I'm coming to git ya, coming to git ya, I'm coming, coming, coming, coming, coming to git ya!

[Chorus X 3]

Let's get Puritan , boo
you goodie little fox
I'll rock yo scarlet box
til you scream "FUCK SMALLPOX!"